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-GD OC: Mikake Daoshi-- :icondantephreak:dantephreak 2 0 -GD OC: Ardhanari Lotus- :icondantephreak:dantephreak 2 0 -GD OC: Dr. Astrid Volkmire- :icondantephreak:dantephreak 1 0 -GD OC: 'Dr.' Dante Volkmire- :icondantephreak:dantephreak 2 1 GRAB THAT POTATO :icondantephreak:dantephreak 21 4 Tablet Practice: Self-Portrait :icondantephreak:dantephreak 0 0 Ferris Wheel :icondantephreak:dantephreak 0 0 Gravitron :icondantephreak:dantephreak 1 1 Zero Gravity 2 :icondantephreak:dantephreak 0 0 Zero Gravity 1 :icondantephreak:dantephreak 1 0 Nue Houjuu :icondantephreak:dantephreak 18 7 v-13 Wallpaper :icondantephreak:dantephreak 1 0 A Gift from a Friend :icondantephreak:dantephreak 0 0 Strongest Woman in the World :icondantephreak:dantephreak 4 0 A new DevID :icondantephreak:dantephreak 0 0 Champion Cynthia :icondantephreak:dantephreak 1 0


a22shPFusion :iconfoxbeast:Foxbeast 117 10 tg sequence into myself ?? :iconrezuban:Rezuban 414 35 [CM] Prom Prep :iconsutibaruart:SutibaruArt 436 13 [CM] Narudashian :iconsutibaruart:SutibaruArt 383 17
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Tales of TG: Headphone Beats :iconashtgfem:AshTgFEM 134 15
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Tales of TG: The Magic Phone :iconashtgfem:AshTgFEM 178 6
Omnitricked :iconrazhamal:RazHamal 236 100
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The Morning After :iconmadcow4321:Madcow4321 29 8
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Laundry Threater 1 :iconmadcow4321:Madcow4321 27 6
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Suddenly Sisters :iconmadcow4321:Madcow4321 55 7
TG Love
Nate was trying to get the nerve to ask out cutest girl in school, Karen. He always felt that no one would find him attractive, as he alway liked to wear his dark stuff and was also the host of a TG picture gallery website, which most people who didn't understand the stuff felt that it was weird. He decided that he may as well just do it. Worse case scenario would be that she would say that she wasn't into guys. So after class was dismissed, he went to the back of the room to talk to Karen. Karen was a sight to behold, with her long waving dark blue hair, her tight fitting jeans snug around her lovely legs, and a long sleeve lightweight jacket that gleamed a black color. Her body was a sight seeing pleasure as her breasts were at a magnificent C-cup size, her rear looking ten times cuter than any of the other girls had, and a face that would turn many heads, especially with her striking hazel eyes. "Hey...uh Karen?" Nate began to say, trying to think his words and not trip himself.
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New Girl - TG
Jessica felt odd; Jessica often felt odd, actually, but he rarely admitted it to anyone but his parents, who always told him it was a perfectly natural part of growing up. They'd explained all of it to him in great detail, actually, steadily plodding on until he had almost run out of the room in tears; that had been when he was five, and simply wanted to know why his name was Jessica, when he was always to tell everyone his name was Jess.
Now that he was eighteen, his name was starting to seem like the worst of his worries. "Um… te-" he clamped his jaws shut before the teacher could focus on him, focusing on the textbook in front of him and hoping that nobody would notice his burning cheeks. His voice had sounded soft and feminine, too odd to come from his broad chested frame. Not that it would matter in a moment,  he supposed, but it was embarrassing; almost as embarrassing as telling them his groin hurt.
Glancing at the clock, he wondered if he could manage to hold on
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Pink Note - TG
Zach slumped in his chair, playing with the pen they'd given him with a yawn. It was inlaid with gold, he noticed, a tiny grunt of disgust escaping from his lips. It was probably worth more than the entire paycheck he'd be getting from this thing.
He blinked in surprise when the paper was pushed towards him, a tight lipped blonde smiling in a way that was no doubt meant to be friendly as she tapped the contract. "Sign, initial, and date if you don't mine? Then we can get on with the testing."
"Which is just listening to some tunes, right?" he demanded, squeezing down on the pen. It vibrated in his hands, skittering out of his slackening grip as he stared at it in surprise. It vibrated across the table as Ms. Bryants sighs, clicking it off before handing it back.
"Tones, Mr. Thomson, and you don't have to click it to make the pen come out. That's just to make sure we don't get tendonitis from all the paperwork we have to work with, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't run down the batter
:icondragon8writer:dragon8writer 170 106
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Parasite Infection: An Unexpected TG :iconashtgfem:AshTgFEM 351 30
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Death Note TG :iconmrhardy12:mrhardy12 63 29
Mirror's Edge Beta 2/2 :iconmentalcrash:MentalCrash 350 27



United States
I am Sir Dr. Dante Volkmire, ESQ., professional nerd, part-time semi-professional graphic designer, and moderately adequate writer. I am a lover of all things epic, random, chaotic, and/or Japanese. And I play video games. A LOT. Seriously. Gaming takes up about 3/4 of my time right now...of course, that's when my job isn't taking preference.

Current Residence: Way Down in Deep 13
Favourite genre of music: Techno, J-Pop, Rock, Nerdcore
Favourite photographer: Dad
Favourite style of art: Pencil Drawings, Photomanipulation, General Graphic Designery
Operating System: Windows Vista and Linux
MP3 player of choice: Winamp
Wallpaper of choice: Hard to changes every month.
Favourite cartoon character: Spike Spiegel.
Personal Quote: Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong!

Devious Journal Entry

Journal Entry: Mon Nov 9, 2009, 11:45 AM

  • Watching: Television
  • Playing: TF2, Killer7, No More Heroes
  • Drinking: Soda


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HUNGRYBOY40 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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